People ask me all the time, "Where do yard pandas come from, and how can I get one?" Yard pandas are a literary breed of semi-aquatic mammals that float in lakes, drink coffee, read Scottish historical fiction, and live on a diet of bacon. If you want to catch one all you have to do is go down to the water's edge early in the morning with a good book (YP's recommend anything written by Darci Hannah) and a cup of coffee. Then keep reading until a yard panda appears. It may take years, but it's well worth the effort... and hey, you'll read a lot of books.
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